Thursday, December 1, 2011

Game Recap: Habs vs Ducks 30/11/11

Things I Felt While Watching This Game: A Bullet List




  • Look at all the Habs fans in the stands
  • I love road games because they're almost like home games
  • and then Kostitisyn!!
  • an early lead!
  • how can we fuck this up!
  • we're playing the motherfucking ducks, the team that is 29th in the league!
  • they've won six games all year!
  • hillier probably still has vertigo!
  • it's smooth sailing from here!
  • oh wait no fuck you
  • montreal is still here to crush my hopes and dreams
  • But okay, tie game. That's okay, we can still win it.
  • Oh it's not a tie game anymore.
  • Still okay, we can score one more and even it up. We have yet to reach our ceiling of 3 goals per game, still in this, we can do it, I believe (because I am a masochist)
  • Holy fuck what is wrong with our power play
  • why are we all dead i don't understand what is going on
  • REF STOP GIVING US A FUCKING POWER PLAY WE DON'T WANT IT TAKE IT BACK
  • oh my god why have they scored again
  • fuck
  • we're so fucked
  • 15 minutes into the third and we finally finally get our first shot on goal
  • well thank god for that, for a minute there i thought we were going to fuck up the third entirely
  • theme music for our third period: a classic
  • why is somebody standing in front of the net
  • WHY IS NOBODY PAYING ATTENTION TO THE DUCK STANDING RIGHT IN FRONT OF THE NET
  • HOLY FUCK SOMEBODY PAY ATTENTION TO HIM NOBODY IS EVEN MAKING HIS LIFE DIFFICULT
  • i hate you all
  • jaques why would you pull budaj
  • why would you do that
  • why do you hate me
  • adding a six man to float around the ice and do fuck all is not how you score goals
  • you score goals by shooting the puck at the net but we have literally forgotten how to do this
  • i coach 14 year olds who know how to do this
  • the intevitable empty net goal because: lol why not
  • suicide hotline: it's me, katie
  • talk me down from the ledge
In conclusion: The Montreal Canadiens are a Bad Hockey Team Who Were Bad At Literally All Aspects of Hockey This Evening and now I am going to find out if it's possible to drown myself in the shower.

1 comment:

  1. "suicide hotline: it's me, katie".

    THIS IS GOING TO BE THE BEST BLOG EVER.

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