Ten Signs There's Something Wrong With Your Power Play

1. You start cursing the ref when they call the other team for an egregious slew foot.
2. You encourage reckless stick penalties to ensure that you can never possibly be a man up.
3. Instead of pump up music, your organist begins to play this
4. Your players seem confused and scared at the thought of outnumbering the other team.
5. 5 on 3 has left you with post traumatic stress disorder.
6. Whistles send you into fits of wailing and gnashing of teeth.
7. It's considered a successful power play when you can say "hey! They didn't score on us that time!"
8. You pray to god that they can hold out for one more minute. Just one more minute, and it's 5 on 5 again, oh god please
9. You consider bribing the referees to waive off penalties that the other team incurs.
10. Other teams start to play short a man against you--without a man in the box.